It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?
• Ladies and gentlemen, the Gloria James police report. [Larry Brown Sports]
• South Carolina quarterback Stephen Garcia might have a drinking problem. [With Leather]
• Major League Baseball has copyrighted video of man-on-man kissing in the stands. [Off the Bench]
• Here’s a video of the Minnesota Timberwolves sleepwalking through a game. This just in: they suck balls. [Ball Don’t Lie]
• Speaking of the T-Wolves, could Ricky Rubio finally be heading to the NBA? [Rumors & Rants]
• Aaron Rodgers met his girlfriend at a church camp? [Busted Coverage]
• Judge Susan Nelson, who is presiding over the NFL-NFLPA hearings, has gone mad with power. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• It did not take long for LeBron James to begin instituting changes within Liverpool F.C. [TAUNTR]
• Transformers dancing to “Thriller”? Transformers dancing to “Thriller.” [Warming Glow]
• The Onion Headline of the Day: (video) Supreme Court Ruling Gives Fans The Right To Act Like Total Assholes At Games
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