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• Crazy fake handicapped people. Always trying to smuggle drugs across the US/Mexican border with drugs hidden under the wheelchair’s seat. Alright, maybe it doesn’t happen all the time, but 19-year-old Donte Jonae Damas attempted to sneak in some marijuana into the U.S. at the San Ysidro port of entry when agents noticed he appeared to be quite nervous. A subsequent inspection revealed three bags of grass stuffed inside the seat of the wheelchair. Talk about rolling up some weed literally, amirite? [azcentral]

• Making the argument that the Masters is America’s greatest sporting event. [Pro Golf Talk]

• The UNLV head coaching job was mocked in a Craigslist ad. [Larry Brown Sports]

• For all you wrasslin’ fans out there: the best and worst of Wrestlemania XXVII. [With Leather]

• Explaining why the NHL hockey writers boycott of awards voting matters. [Puck Daddy]

• In today’s installment of Rick’s Cafe Americain, Rick argues that Frank McCourt enables Dodgers fans thuggery. [Off the Bench]

• He’s not Yourvydas, he’s Arvydas. Mr. Sabonis is Hall of Fame bound. [Ball Don’t Lie]

• Nets marketing staff begins media blitz for Kris Humpries to win Most Improved Player Award, dub him The Incredible Hump. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Judging by this photo, it sure looks like former NFL QB (and current backer of Cam Newton) Warren Moon is a talent scout for Playboy. [Busted Coverage]

• Absolutely awesome hypothesized MLB player logos. [TAUNTR]

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