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Catch-All Category

It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• Mark Cuban hates troglodytic internet people. [Ball Don’t Lie]

• In honor of the Masters, the fellas brought back their classic game, “Masters Assassin: The Tiger Woods Sniper Game.” [TAUNTR]

• Worst Steven Strasburg jersey ever. [D.C. Sports Bog]

• The Sacramento Kings are trying to ruin everything. [The Basketball Jones]

• Ian Poultier is doing his best to wake a sleeping giant (maybe), says Tiger Woods won’t finish in the Top 5 at the Masters. [Waggle Room]

• Apparently, Roger Clemens does not understand the meaning behind the term “gag order.” [Babes Love Baseball]

• John Wall has no patience for flatulence. [Deuce of Davenport]

• Derek Jeter has rented a quieter apartment. [Big League Stew]

• ESPN analyst Doug Gottlieb didn’t care for the ending of There Will Be Blood. I’ll drink his milkshake for that ignorant comment. [Awful Announcing]

• Here’s a photo of Dennis Rodman and George H.W. Bush keeping it real. [The Last Angry Fan]

• A Red Sox-loving father threatens to kick out four-year-old son for liking the Yankees. [Ted Williams Head]

• Yay! FCL finishes the headline! [Food Court Lunch]

The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: (video) Internet Outage Forces Public Into Street To Voice Their Inane Opinions

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