It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• Is it really possible that Danny Woodhead will be the next cover boy for Madden? [With Leather]

• Steve Phillips: Thank God for steroids.” [Larry Brown Sports]

• Some soccer goalie is suing another soccer goalie for saying he resembled a character from The Muppet Show. [Off the Bench]

• Video of Dwight Howard’s best Stan Van Gundy impersonation yet. [The Basketball Jones]

• These NHL logo mashups will blow your mind. [Puck Daddy]

• What cornball thing will Jim Nantz say at the conclusion of tonight’s National Championship game? It’s a given it will profoundly lame. [Awful Announcing]

• My pal LeNoc has come up with some great ideas for the NHL. While they will never happen, they would most certainly be fun to watch. [Melt Your Face Off]

• Carmelo Anthony was on Saturday Night Live. If it had been ten years ago, I might have caught it. [Ball Don’t Lie]

• Peter King is well aware of your rampant Texas Rangers love. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Here’s video of four-year-old kid having a blast drilling the guy in the Driving Range Golf Ball Picker-Up thingy. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• The Onion Headline of the Day: 85% Of U.S. Coleslaw Remains Uneaten

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