It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• Hoo boy, the James Reimer/Rebecca Black parody will warp your mind. [Puck Daddy]

• More Rebecca Black news: Curtis Granderson used “Friday” as his at-bat music yesterday. Oh, and he hit a homer. [With Leather]

• “Frockey,” a combination of Frisbee and hockey, is one stupid sport. [Off the Bench]

• Butler’s mascot, Blue II is getting the star treatment down in Houston this week. [The Dagger]

• The Washington Nationals paid tribute to 9/11 victims by offering up the organization’s latest spelling fail. [Mr. Irrelevant]

• Ozzie Guillen’s mouth is already in midseason form. [Big League Stew]

• A partially nude woman rushed the Mavericks bench last night. [Busted Coverage]

• Almost everything you need to know about Carlos Boozer and Prince. [The Basketball Jones]

• Head on over and check out KSK’s newest contributor. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Here’s an alternate view of that tennis player hitting a ball at a crying baby. [TAUNTR]

• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: 5-Year-Old Critics Agree: Movie ‘Cars’ Only Gets Better After 40th Viewing

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