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• Could Jim Tressel’s reign of terror in Columbus be nearing its end? [With Leather]
• One of the best MMA weigh-in photos you will ever see. [SB Nation]
• Want to get a prom date? How about this for a plan (given you are of high school age, of course): have Boston Bruins fans ask the gal for you. [Puck Daddy]
• The Cavs announcer referred to Chris Bosh as a RuPaul lookalike. Oooh, burn. [Off the Bench]
• A sexy Indian model will pose nude if India wins the cricket World Cup. [Ted Williams Head]
• The Gods of Augusta National have ordered from on high: Thou Shalt Not Twitter! [Pro Golf Talk]
• Some guy wants the Dodgers to be renamed WHAT? [Big League Stew]
• That Division III YouTube sensation has earned a spot in the NCAA dunk contest. [The Dagger]
• More awesome Dissing Dick Vitale College Basketball Posters, baby! [TAUNTR]
• Killer monster truck backflip, dude! [Sharapova’s Thigh]
• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: American Media Reports News Other Than Zoo’s Escaped Cobra As If Anything Else Really Matters
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