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Darnell Dockett On Photo Of G-Stringed Little Person: Looks Like Khloe Kardashian


Alternate headline: “Little People, Big Funny,” because that’s gold. And absolutely spot-freaking-on.

We have always enjoyed the Twitter antics of Arizona Cardinals defensive end Darnell Dockett around these here parts, and with all the free time on his hands with the lockout, we eagerly expect him to come out with more doozies like this one. Attached to the above photo was the following analysis by Dockett:

Aye @KimKardashian all jokes aside and be honest! Don’t this look like ur sister Khloe?

Hoo boy, just wait until Khloe’s husband, Los Angeles Lakers forward Lamar Odom, catches wind of this. Usually, I try not to predict what other people might do when faced with defending the honor of a loved one, but I can guarantee you this: there will be trouble – when Odom wholeheartedly agrees with Dockett’s sentiment. You just can’t argue with the truth when it is staring you right in the face, no matter how creepy it might be.

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