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Brock Lesnar Vs. David Schwimmer: Who Ya Got?

Please, please, please tell me this photo was taken mere seconds before Brock Lesnar pummeled the hell out of Friends alum David Schwimmer. I mean, the guy has it coming, right?

Anyway, I came across this photo during my extensive morning interwebs search and upon seeing it, I says to myself, I says: “Self: by what confluence of circumstances did former UFC Heavyweight Champion and current coach on The Ultimate Fighter, Season 13 Brock Lesnar cross paths with Schwimmer, a person who by all accounts is considered by most a Hollywood Has-Been?” After arguing with myself for a few minutes over it, I elected to let my fingers do the walking and did a little internet search on the topic. Then I realized that it was a complete waste of time and why did I care in the first place?

But it was too late. I had already pressed enter on my, “What in tarnations were Brock Lesnar and David Schwimmer doing together” web query. And thereupon I learned that both were guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last night. Mystery solved. Except for the part about still wondering if Lesnar beat Schwimmer into a bloody pulp. Stupid, irritating Ross.

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