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• What a deal. Consumers who purchase a Dish Network package from the Radio Shack in Hamilton, Montana are given a free pistol as a bonus. A sign outside the Shack reads: “Protect yourself with Dish Network. Sign up now, get free gun.” Folks who are not interested in arming themselves with a gun from Radio Shack can opt to go with a $50 gift card from Pizza Hut as an alternative. Sweet. [azcentral]

• Only two of the 5.9 million people who did a bracket on correctly picked the Final Four. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Hey, do you think these two Kansas Jayhawks fans got laid last night in San Antonio? [Busted Coverage]

• Here’s a nifty compilation of ESPN talking heads complaining about VCU on Selection Sunday. [Awful Announcing]

• Alonzo Mourning is one cool dude. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• Is A-Rod set to star in a romantic comedy? [Off the Bench]

• Jose Canseco is using his brother Ozzie has a D-List stand-in. [Tirico Suave]

• Was Charles Barkley getting his drink on while on the air? [The Last Angry Fan]

• Heh: even the Cubs think Carlos Silva sucks. [Babes Love Baseball]

• Ladies and germs, Tebow’s Very Classy Underwear. [TAUNTR]

• Chris Bosh loves his bow ties. [Bob’s Blitz]

• The New York Knicks are a certifiable train wreck. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

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