It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?
• Oh crap, someone tried to start a “Brett Favre to the Carolina Panthers” rumor. [Shutdown Corner]
• Barry Bonds’ trial lawyer used to be a professional wrestler? [Off the Bench]
• Rub some dirt on it: a 13-year-old boy was hospitalized after having to do push-ups as a punishment. [With Leather]
• Argentina vs. USA Soccer match fan fight! [Busted Coverage]
• College basketball’s most memorable Cinderella teams. [Rumors & Rants]
• The Washington Nationals made it onto American Dad. [D.C. Sports Bog]
• This just might be how Ben Roethlisberger’s Sundays will be if the lockout continues. [Read and React]
• The fellas at KSK somehow got their hands on a transmission from the future! [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• Nice: “Disney developing character to be used to describe team that ruins everyone’s bracket” [TAUNTR]
• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Millionaire Pays For Breast Implants For Rolls Royce Hood Ornament
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