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Gap-Toothed Alexander Ovechkin Lands Mag Cover With Headline, ‘Need A Really Good Dentist?’

Ha. Fact: four out of five dentists are horrified by Washington Capitals winger Alexander Ovechkin’s smile.

While he might not be all the way back from his mysterious injury, Ovechkin still captivates individuals inside the Beltway, as evidenced by the dentally-challenged Unfrozen Caveman Hockey Player landing the cover of Washingtonian magazine. Not only is it an amusing bit, Ovechkin is providing a valuable public service to boot, because if you have a smile like Ovie’s, you want a only the finest of dentists tinkering with your chicklets.

[H/T Alex Ovetjkin (via D.C. Sports Bog)]