Wake N’ Blog: Walmart Love Triangles Are As White Trashy As One Would Expect
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• Ah yes, Walmart: the provider of good deals in an environment comparable to a leper trailer park colony. And when a love triangle develops between employees? Hoo boy! Watch your fingers! Clodia Coicour, 43, an employee of a Florida Walmart, has been charged with aggressive battery with great bodily harm causing permanent disfigurement after she bit the top of a finger off a co-worker who she suspected was sleeping with her husband. She took ur husband! [msnbc]
• Fitting: Rick explores the reasons behind why we all hate Duke. [Off the Bench]
• NO! Gus Johnson kind of blew a call last night! [Awful Announcing]
• Shocking: Chad Ochocinco’s MLS tryout was likely just a publicity stunt. [Larry Brown Sports]
• Here’s Zinedine Zidane making a young goalie look completely foolish. [Bob’s Blitz]
• Three aces on one hole on the same day? That’s kooky talk! [Devil Ball Golf]
• Awesome: TJ Fredette delivers on promise to kid brother Jimmer. [Joe Sports Fan]
• Team Jimmer Boobs, anyone? [Busted Coverage]
• Why Mike D’Antoni is the perfect coach for the Knicks. [Ted Williams Head]
• The gals preview the Texas Rangers in their customary haiku fashion. [Babes Love Baseball]
• “Crazy, dead or Korean: how do you want your girlfriend?” are among the topics addressed in the latest KSK Sex/Fantasy Football Mailbag. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• The latest Freudian Slip video to hit the interwebs. [Sharapova’s Thigh]
• The Onion Headline of the Day: Time Between Thing Being Amusing, Extremely Irritating Down To 4 Minutes
