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GAH! ‘Sex For Phillies World Series Tickets’ Skank Posed Topless For Philly Mag (SFW)

Susan Finkelstein, the infamous Philadelphia Phillies fan who unsuccessfully negotiated a “sex for World Series tickets” deal via Craigslist for the 2009 World Series between the Phillies and the New York Yankees – mainly due to the fact of upon meeting the interested parties, it was revealed they were undercover policeman (duh) – somehow manages to keep herself in the spotlight in order to milk her 15 minutes of fame for all its worth.

This time around, Finkelstein has posed toplesss for an upcoming issue of Philadelphia Magazine. And let me tell you, it’s certainly…something.

Now, the following photo, which will appear in a non-pornographic magazine, is obviously safe for work, but perhaps not safe for your rods and cones. You’ve been warned.

Dear. Lord. Good luck procuring enough brain bleach to eradicate that disturbing image from the nether regions of your cerebral cortex. Start scrubbing.

[Image courtesy of photographer Chris Crisman (via The700Level)]