It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• Hey, this isn’t how you win a bike race! [With Leather]

• In case you were wondering, Hines Ward danced just about as well as Ralph Macchio on Dancing With The Stars last night. [Shutdown Corner]

• After Tim Duncan got hurt, someone asked Gregg Popovich what he mindset was. He replied, “It’s not flowers and lollipops.” Here are some other things Popovich is not thinking about. [The Basketball Jones]

• Here’s a video of some guy throwing a ball in a hole. [Devil Ball Golf]

• Hindsight fan tweets are fun! [Joe Sports Fan]

• What is inside the Flyers magic Slurpee-like athletic drink? [Puck Daddy]

• KSK contributor Christmas Ape had a hand in writing a comedy sketch featuring a guy who appeared on The Wire. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Jason Kidd’s baby mama Hope Dworaczyk in various stages of undress, anyone? [Busted Coverage]

• Man, Curtis Granderson sure is struggling picking out at-bat music. [Big League Stew]

• So, Charlie Sheen crashed Mark Cuban’s appearance on Jimmy Kimmel’s show. [Off the Bench]

• Brian Wilson would like you to know how he looks unshowered and hungover. [The Sports Hernia Blog]

• Ouch: “Pearl firing leaves Pat Summit without anyone to troll for chicks with” [TAUNTR]

• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Area Man Filled With Sudden Desire To Go Outside And Play Basketball

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