It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• Alcohol and the hockey players who love it. [Puck Daddy]

• Yep, just your run of the mill, average $68,000 foosball table. [With Leather]

• I just wrote about the Los Angeles Kings coach’s hostility towards fans and here we have Mike D’Antoni telling Knicks fans to start popping Prozac. [The Baketball Jones]

• Roger Goodell sent it all in a letter. [With Leather]

• BC has another edition of “Ladies of March Madness” for your viewing pleasure. [Busted Coverage]

• Awesome: more from Jack “The Hammer” Justice, Attorney for Referees. [TAUNTR]

• It’s all fun and games until someone is shattered with broken glass. [Off the Bench]

• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Johan Santana Denies Reports He Will Miss Season, Waits 2 Seconds, Confirms Reports

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