Reaction To Headline: Don’t Worry, Sergio Garcia, Penicillin Will Clear That Right Up
One would think in this day and age, with all the advancements in modern medicine, that people would recognize that catching an STD doesn’t necessarily mean you have to live with the symptoms. Especially someone as wealthy as Sergio Garcia, who one would imagine has access to only the finest medical treatment.
Buck up, Sergio. Sure, it does probably burn when you pee – you have Chlamydia, for Pete’s sake. Get a couple shots of penicillin and I’m sure you’ll be good to go in no time. Crazy golfers. Although this does explain why Sergio has been sucking balls on the golf course for the past 5 years. Can you imagine what it must be like to have the Clap while no one is clapping for you? It’s one of those conundrum things. Or irony. Or is it a metaphor? Whatever it is, it must be tough. Kind of like trying to write two paragraphs on such an idiotic premise.
Does Sergio Garcia still have the fire? [ESPN]