It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?
• Sixty-eight reasons why the NHL Playoffs are better than March Madness. [Puck Daddy]
• Who’s blacker: Jalen Rose or Grant Hill? [With Leather]
• The best soccer warm-ups you’ll ever see. [The Slanch Report]
• Boy, a misplaced comma in this headline would have made Washington Capitals coach Bruce Boudreau appear to be a raving lunatic. [Melt Your Face Off]
• Wow, this is one killer Albert Pujols mural. At least it appears to be Albert Pujols. Hard to say, really. [Joe Sports Fan]
• The manner in which this guy filled out his NCAA bracket indicates he might be watching a bit too much porn. [The Sports Hernia Blog]
• Sally Jenkins had some interesting thoughts about the NFL situation in her column in today’s Washington Post. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• Spare Tire FAIL animated GIF goodness. [FAIL Blog]
• Heh: Giant douchebag ruins office pool by counting play-in games [TAUNTR]
• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: (video) PSA: Ben Stiller Speaks Out Against Shaken Manchild Syndrome
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