Wake N’ Blog: Bomb Squad In Russia Called In To Defuse…A Vibrator?

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• A postal worker in the Russian republic of Karelia reported a mysterious package which was emitting a ticking sound to authorities. Anti-terrorist bomb squad experts were called in and when the package was opened, it was discovered the odd noises were coming from a vibrator which had been turned on “by accident”. The only explosions that vibrator could cause would be in the realm of orgasms, amirite? [Yahoo!]

• Bob Knight might turn out to the be the biggest sleeper in this year’s NCAA tournament. [Tirico Suave]

• The NFLPA has advised top prospects to not show up for the NFL Draft. [Rumors & Rants]

• ESPN’s Doug Gottlieb does not know how to put his cell phone on silent. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Breaking down Gary Bettman’s five simple steps to increase player safety in the NHL. [Puck Daddy]

• The WNBA’s Cappie Pondexter is a complete idiot. [Off the Bench]

• Reggie Bush’s supposed new girlfriend ain’t no Kim Kardashian. [Ted Williams Head]

• Super Happy Nets Fan! I mean, SUPER HAPPY NETS FAN! [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• R-r-remember the Raptors? Yeah, they were awesome. [The Basketball Jones]

• A complete idiot’s guide to Round 1 of the NCAA Tournament. [Deuce of Davenport]

• U Can’t Touch This…Bobblehead. [The Slanch Report]

• If you haven’t seen the video of the kid who has had enough and power slams a bully, you should definitely check it out. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• Ha ha: Wilson Chandler’s name was spelled wrong on his Nuggets jersey. [Larry Brown Sports]

• The Onion Headline of the Day: ‘Planet Earth’ PA Still Trying To Get Release Forms From Every Bird In Serengeti