It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?
• ESPN’ employees Michelle Beadle and Matthew Barnaby are dating. She said she would wait for me. Sigh. [Larry Brown Sports]
• Torii Hunter likes to tweet about people farting. [RandBall]
• How four players for the Los Angeles Clippers saved their coach’s life. [The Basketball Jones]
• Awesome video of the Minnesota Wild’s Cal Clutterbuck going head over heels and into the Canucks’ bench on a missed check. [Puck Daddy]
• Wheelchair Boxing might be the next big thing. [With Leather]
• I don’t know what to make of this retro Mike Ditka video. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• For all the Ladies…here’s a photo of Albert Pujols in his underwear. [Busted Coverage]
• Jimmer Fredette Mania is running roughshod over the New York penal system. [The Dagger]
• Awesome: another edition of “Tuesdays with Morrissey.” [Melt Your Face Off]
• March Madness as called by Charles Barkley. [TAUNTR]
• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Your Obsessive Love Or Hatred Of Me Means Nothing In The Grand Scheme Of Geological Time (By Justin Bieber)
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