Wake N’ Blog: Ads On Condoms? Now I’ve Heard Everything!

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• The company Graphic Armor is rolling out a line of condoms which feature advertising. The first one features KISS’s Gene Simmons with his tongue unfurled. Weird. The condoms come in a 3-pack and sell for $7.99. Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one? [msnbc]

• Makes sense: Steelers fan gets Terrible Towel tattoo on his arm. [Off the Bench]

• Nothing like a Don Cherry rant to start off a Monday. [Puck Daddy]

• Another bat stole the show at the AT&T Center. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Charles Barkley and Billy Packer are engaging in a nice little pissing match. [Awful Announcing]

• Tiger Woods appears to be rediscovering his game. [Devil Ball Golf]

• Tim Lincecum thinks his doppelganger should get a haircut. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Guy meets Michael Wilbon and takes a photo, Michael Wilbon seems less than thrilled. [Busted Coverage]

• Bill Walton appeared in a Guinness commercial? [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• WL continues its guide to Minor League mascots. Today: the Appalachian League. [With Leather]

• If Al Davis took the time to write Raiders players a lockout letter, it pretty much would look exactly like this. [Read and React]

• Gary Bettman will be around for at least five more years. Yay. [Melt Your Face Off]

• The NFLPA’sa Lockout Budget Plan. [TAUNTR]

• The Onion Headline of the Day: Report: Danny Ainge Got Tons Of Pussy At BYU