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• A St. Louis high school teacher has taken a leave of absence after it was discovered she appeared in porn films prior to her foray into a career of molding young students’, um, minds. The best part? Her sordid past came to light after a student confronted her about it, presumably after seeing one of her on-screen, off her feet performances. Obviously, things ended up as they should have with her taking leave, but I wonder what the kid thought was going to happen when he asked her about it. He probably was thinking about all the education that he’d miss, but then his homework was never quite like this….and so on and so forth. I brought my pencil. [azcentral]

•  The video of Miguel Cabrera’s DUI bust is, well, you just have to watch it. [Busted Coverage]

• Sweet merciful crap, get a look at this photo of Tiki and Ronde Barber. Yikes. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• Former NBA player Cuttino Mobley is opening up a marijuana dispensary. [With Leather]

• Air Canada is threatening to pull its sponsorship of the league if the NHL doesn’t do something about head shots. [Puck Daddy]

• Two men are alleging that Patriots safety Brandon Meriweather shot them. [Larry Brown Sports]

• The customize option for Ralph Lauren Polo shirts is sure to give you douche chills. [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

• Athletes at Stanford will no longer be able to coast through their education with easy classes. Easy classes which would probably be considered impossible classes at any other college. [Off the Bench]

• Laugh all you want at his antics, TOM BRADY AIN’T CARE. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Good stuff: MLB Automobile Safety Equipment. [TAUNTR]

• TNA Wrestling’s Brian Kendrick once appeared on The Price is Right. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Gourmet Spud takes a look at Miami’s Big Three, in happier times. [Food Court Lunch]

• Watermelon Skiing? Sure, why the hell not? [The Slanch Report]

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