Off Topic Headline Hilarity: Ever Wondered How Humans Got Barbless Penises?
If you have – and frankly, who hasn’t? – well, sir, do I have a link for you!
For some bonus enjoyment, imagine Peter Graves (God rest his noble soul) reading the above headline as Captain Oveur. Trust me, it works. “Joey, ever wondered how humans got barbless penises?” See? I told you so.
How humans got big brains, barbless penises [Yahoo!]