Just Try Taking On This Steely-Eyed Cricket Fan In A Staring Contest, I Dare You
Scratch that, I triple dog dare you. But before you even embark on that fool’s errand, allow me to warn you: you’re never going to win, pal. Give it up.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I am going to unsuccessfully attempt to completely bleach my mind of Hypnotic Staring Cricket Fan’s menacing, dark and penetrating gaze. Chilling. It’s almost as if he is peering into my very soul, taking inventory of every one of my impure thoughts while simultaneously condemning me for each of them as he sinisterly mocks me for my irrational fears. Talk about the heebie-jeebies.
[H/T Friends of the Program]