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Note: I have no idea why this did not publish at the scheduled time. Stupid, schedule-ruining computer Gremlins.

• Sweet mercy: Venus Williams is not good at karaoke. [With Leather]

• Woods on his PGA Tour playing schedule: it’s the divorce, stupid. [Pro Golf Talk]

• Chicago Bulls chairman Jerry Reinsdorf believes the team can win 4 NBA titles. [Rumors & Rants]

• Show me that smile again: “Miami Heat’s Growing Pains.” [The Basketball Jones]

• Kansas City Royals mascot on trial for assault by wiener. [Off the Bench]

• See “The Boshstrich” in its natural habitat. [Ball Don’t Lie]

• Jay-Z has offered up tickets to sit with him courtside at a Knicks game. [Ted Williams Head]

• Yay! Another edition of NSFWednesday! In today’s edition: The Amazing ZENDO strikes again. [Melt Your Face Off]

• You too can have glamorous balls. Find out how. [The Slanch Report]

• Wes Welker: still dropping foot references. [Bob’s Blitz]

The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: New Plastic Surgery Technique Makes 40-Year-Old Women Look Like Really-Weird-Looking 38-Year-Olds

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