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Wake N’ Blog: Rio’s Carnival Is A Veritable Pee Party

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• “Aha! Aha! Could it be because you don’t want him to know that you have a friend who pees in the streets at Carnival, is that it?!” Alright, Seinfeld references aside, it sure seems like the folks soaking up the scene at Rio’s Carnival are also soaking up the streets as 214 people have been arrested for public urination. The lack of an acceptable amount of public toilets are partially to blame, but in the end, it’s all pipes, what’s the difference? Who cares if you’re standing in a puddle of some inebriated festival goer’s urine? It’s Carnival, baby! That the piss times roll! Or squirt. Or what have you. [Yahoo!]

• Finally, Tiger Woods is all set to move into his palatial new estate. [Devil Ball Golf]

• A professor for George Washington University was ejected from a game during which he was honored at halftime. Gotta support the team. [Off the Bench]

• Mardi Gras is off to a brawly start and a chick from LSU was right in the middle of it. [Busted Coverage]

• The Top 10 best Bobby Knight moments. [It’s Always Sunny In Detroit]

• Bad ass: guy catches a baseball bat flying into the stands. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• Here’s a random video of horrific violence depicting a delayed knockout. [Deuce of Davenport]

• What if college football was narrated like a nature film? [Outside the Boxscore]

• Here’s a homer soccer analyst absolutely losing it. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Hey LeBron: why so sad? [TAUNTR]

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