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• Now here’s a disgusting story to kick off a Monday morning: James Little, 61, of Roseburg, Oregon, was forced to call 911 after he awoke one morning to discover that his dog, a Shiba Inu, had eaten three of his toes while he was sleeping. Little suffers from diabetes, a symptom of which includes numbness of extremities, so he shockingly did not even notice. The dog was merely acting on instinct whereby animals attempt to rid bodies of diseased flesh. Apparently, everyone involved is going to be fine, except for, you know, the guy losing three toes. The dog, on the other hand, still prefers Beggin’ Strips over diseased rotting human flesh. I think. [Yahoo!]

• Are Mark Cuban and Charlie Sheen about to join forces? [With Leather]

• In case you missed it, Bob Knight finally popped his profanity cherry on ESPN and cussed on the air. [Awful Announcing]

• Who wants to see former NHLer Donald Brashear drunk off his gourd and dancing? Everybody. [Busted Coverage]

• Heat coach Erik Spoelstra said players were crying in the locker room after loss to Bulls. Pussies. [Larry Brown Sports]

• I guess that horrible movie was wrong this whole time: white men can jump. Well, one can. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• When synchronized diving goes horribly wrong. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Sweet Christ: check out this hipster doofus sporting Uggs as he takes in a basketball game. [The Sports Hernia Blog]

• New Mexico State University had a pillow fight during halftime of a game. [Ted Williams Head]

• Epic Dodgers Scalp Tattoo Fail. [Vin Scully Is My Homeboy]

• Yay! FCL Finishes The Headline! [Food Court Lunch]

• Double Yay! KSK Sex/Fantasy Football Mailbag! [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Here’s a stab at exactly how a conference call between owners and Roger Goodell might go. [Read And React]

The Onion Headline of the Day: Scientists Baffled By Man’s Incredible Ability To F**k Up Every Time