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At ESPN The Weekend, Tim Tebow And Urban Meyer Will Be Reunited…

(…And It’ll Feel So Good)

As if the annual ESPN The Weekend in Disney World wasn’t going to be a big enough of a raaaaager, according to a press release, Tim Tebow’s and Urban Meyer’s paths will cross once again as both have been announced as card-carrying members of the cavalcade of who’s who The World Wide Leader In Sports will be trotting out the weekend of March 3rd through the 6th as part of their self-congratulatory celebration of corporate synergy between ESPN and ABC/Disney. Plus the entire shebang is sponsored by Dick’s Sporting Goods, so you know it’s going to be good.

Check out the preliminary roster of luminaries (via ESPN Media Zone):

Guests and fans will see some of their favorite stars live from Disney’s Hollywood Studios and ESPN Wide World of Sports Complex including Denver Broncos and former Florida Gator quarterback Tim Tebow, ESPN college football analyst Urban Meyer, Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chad Ochocinco, N.Y. Jets running back LaDainian Tomlinson, NBA Hall of Famer Julius “Dr. J” Erving, MLB Hall of Famer Cal Ripken Jr., and many more.

Who are these “many more” they are referring to, you ask? If you are so inclined, head on over to the ESPN The Weekend site and have yourself a gander

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I know! Ron freaking Jaworski! Killer, right? Not to mention Dick Vitale and The Herd! We mustn’t forget The Schwab, either (nor should the caterers). And that’s not even including the laundry list of pro athletes. And Mike & Mike.

But the headliners have got to be The Tebowner and Whirlin’ Urban. The synergy of it all is awe-inspiring. Imagine it: them sharing a convertible in the motorcade as part of the parade. A chance encounter in line waiting to take a spin on Space Mountain. Good times. Blessed times. Man, it almost makes you want to piss away your savings to take part in such an event. Almost.

Dick’s Sporting Goods Presents ESPN The Weekend March 3-6 [ESPN Media Zone]