Wake N’ Blog: References To Jonestown Massacre Not Acceptable For Restaurant Billboards In Indiana

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• Who woulda thunk it? Apparently, references to the Jonestown Massacre, where 900 cult members died in a mass suicide/murder in 1978 after drinking a cyanide-laced punch, is not amusing – nor appropriately edgy – fodder to trump up the finer aspects of the qualities of a restaurant in Indiana. Hacienda has pulled the ads, which read, “We’re like a cult with better Kool-Aid,” over a glass containing a mixed drink, as well as the phrase “To die for!” after several complaints. Mmm…Kool-Aid. Yummy. [Yahoo!]

• With the Carmelo Anthony deal finally done, expect a flurry of activity. [Rumors & Rants]

• Hey, another QB trick shot video! [Larry Brown Sports]

• If the Segway is too much work for you, there’s always the Solowheel. [With Leather]

• Kobe Bryant: the first person ever to associate Yoga with Jason Whitlock. [Tirico Suave]

• LenDale White had some choice words for his former coach at USC, Peter Carroll. [Deuce of Davenport]

• Simulated masturbation behind a live news report is good, but when a snowboarder does it, it’s radical. [Busted Coverage]

• Remember that YouTube kid who cried when he heard Michael Young was going to get traded? Yeah, he got to meet Michael Young. [Off the Bench]

• Did the NBA go headhunting on Justin Bieber? God, I hope so. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Ass Cam proves that people enjoy staring at asses. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• The Onion Headline of the Day: Girl In Park Acts Like It’s No Big Deal She’s Wearing Bikini