Calling All Slack-Jawed Yokels: Jimmy Joe’s Back With His NASCAR Previews!
Giddy up! Welcome back, Jimmy Joe. We’ve missed you ’round these here parts like a raccoon misses old aluminum garbage cans. It’s Daytona 500 weekend, let ol’ Jimmy Joe get y’all primed and ready. Get to get!
Enjoy the race and have yourselves some might fine weekends, kiddos. Peace and hair grease.
[H/T Team Jimmy Joe]