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Wake N’ Blog: Mother Denies Baby Was Holding A Bong Despite The Photo Of Baby Holding A Bong

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• Rachel Stieringer, 19, from Keystone Heights, Florida, was charged with misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia after a photo uploaded to her Facebook page showed her baby holding what appears to be a bong. Despite the photographic evidence, her attorney claims since no bong was ever found, no charges should have been filed: “No bong was ever seized or even seen by law enforcement. . . . No evidence exists that the device was, in fact, a bong.” Ladies and germs, the photo of the bong baby and the mug shot. Yep. That’s a bong alright. Open and shut case. Oh, and did I mention her Facebook handle is “rachelxreefer”? Yeah. [azcentral]

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