It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?
• My bud PUNTE had the opportunity to interview SI Swimsuit Issue model Alyssa Miller. [With Leather]
• Meanwhile, my pal Josiah Schlatter got the chance to hang out with Joe Mauer. [Off the Bench]
• A Danica Patrick comic book is being released this week? Huh. [Larry Brown Sports]
• Magic Johnson and Larry Bird are on their way to Broadway. [Ball Don’t Lie]
• On the bright side, perhaps Miguel Cabrera’s DUI arrest will open up some new endorsement opportunities. [TAUNTR]
• Yay! Another edition of “Ask Joe Thornton.” [Melt Your Face Off]
• Double yay! Another edition of the KSK Fantasy Football/Sex Mailbag. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Perfect Soup Weather Coming
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