It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• My bud PUNTE had the opportunity to interview SI Swimsuit Issue model Alyssa Miller. [With Leather]

• Meanwhile, my pal Josiah Schlatter got the chance to hang out with Joe Mauer. [Off the Bench]

• A Danica Patrick comic book is being released this week? Huh. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Magic Johnson and Larry Bird are on their way to Broadway. [Ball Don’t Lie]

• On the bright side, perhaps Miguel Cabrera’s DUI arrest will open up some new endorsement opportunities. [TAUNTR]

• Yay! Another edition of “Ask Joe Thornton.” [Melt Your Face Off]

• Double yay! Another edition of the KSK Fantasy Football/Sex Mailbag. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Perfect Soup Weather Coming

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