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• Josue Hernandez knows all there is to know about the Crying Game, at least the gist of what that movie was kind of about, after he bought some drinks for some lovely ladies who happened to be in the same Florida bar he was at. The only problem was these ladies weren’t ladies – they were transvestites, which caused Hernandez to become quite agitated, perhaps even embarrassed for his gender-bending mistake. He began starting fights with other bar patrons, proceeded to smash liquor bottles and was subsequently arrested for disorderly intoxication and carrying a concealed weapon, although in Hernandez’s case, the concealed weapon was a small hunting knife, not a…well, you know where I’m going with this. [msnbc]

• In case you missed it, a heckler got into LeBron James’ head. [With Leather]

• Hoo boy, the NFL’s labor negotiations are getting uglier and uglier. [Shutdown Corner]

• Albert Haynesworth has been accused of sexual abuse by a waitress. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Your 2011 SI Swimsuit Edition cover model is Irina Shayk. [Bob’s Blitz]

• This Justin Bieber-Mike Gundy ringtone war is getting weird. [Off the Bench]

• The San Diego Chargers are going to franchise Vincent Jackson? [Rumors & Rants]

• Patrick Sharp of the Chicago Blackhawks has been named one of Chicago’s 50 most beautiful people. [Foul Balls]

• Here’s how a Serene Branson – that goofy reporter made famous by her bizarre Grammy’s report – appearance on Around the Horn might go. [TAUNTR]

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