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It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• What has been Alexander Ovechkin’s problem this season? [Puck Daddy]

• O.J. Simpson allegedly got his ass whipped by a bunch of white supremacists in prison. [Deuce of Davenport]

• The NFL is selling ponchos now? [With Leather]

• Here’s the straight dope behind UConn QB Johnny McEntee’s trick shot video. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Dear Lord, Colin Cowherd’s new television show sounds like it’s going to be bloody awful. [Deadspin]

• Speaking of Deadspin, the site is being profiled on HBO’s Real Sports. [Awful Announcing]

• Some jagoff insurance company is refusing to pay a contestant in a contest who nailed a $50,000 hockey shot. Oh, and he was going to donate the winnings to charity, too. [Off the Bench]

• TNT posted a job ad on Craigslist where potential hires would get to hang out on the TNT set during its coverage of the NBA All-Star Game. [The Basketball Jones]

• Video of an Islanders fan taunting a Penguins player with the simulated blow job move. [Busted Coverage]

• You’ve seen Wally Szczerbiak’s, now here are some other CBS Sports name fails. [TAUNTR]

• Have no fear Toronto fans, Maple Leafs GM Brian Burke has a master plan. [Melt Your Face Off]

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