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With SI Swimsuit Issue Ads Like These, NYC Subway Stairwell Falls Are Expected To Increase By 550,000%

“Hey, check that out. New ads promoting Sports Illustrated’s 2011 Swimsuit Issue. Boy, I don’t know who she is but that gal is one fine slice of hottie hottie boomba—AHHHhhhhhhh!”

/falls down stairs, fractures pelvis

I don’t know, man. If you ask me, having these ads popping up all over New York City is a sure-fire recipe for total disaster. Talk about just begging for personal injury lawsuits.

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