It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• The Most Important Sports News Ever. [With Leather]

• My good pal Josiah filed this report from Philly’s Wing Bowl. [Off the Bench]

• Eminem is reportedly going to have a commercial on during the Super Bowl. [Busted Coverage]

• Ha. Islanders goalie Rick DiPietro is out 4-6 weeks due to facial fractures after getting his ass whipped by Brent Johnson in a goalie fight. [Puck Daddy]

• Maurkice Pouncey will not be playing in the Super Bowl. [Rumors & Rants]

• If you have ever wondered how the Green Bay Packers got their name, here you go. [Shutdown Corner]

• Oh no: Alvin Gentry has lost respect for KG. [The Basketball Jones]

• Introducing James Harrison’s Tempur-Pedic Tackling Pillow. [TAUNTR]

• So, what does a football player do when he has to pee? [Bob’s Blitz]

• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Microphone Really Creeped Out By Being So Close To Ben Roethlisberger’s Face

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