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Fergie Vows No Wardrobe Malfunctions During Halftime Show, Remains Silent On Pants-Peeing

It’s funny because it’s true. I guess you could say if peeing in your pants is cool, consider the Black Eyed Peas front woman Miles Davis.

Anyhoo, Fergie and her merry band of annoying song hitmakers are headlining Super Bowl XLV’s halftime show and she has assured everyone there will be no Janet Jackson-esque “Wardrobe Malfunctions” during their predictably hyperkinetic yet underwhelming performance. Yet she remained noncommittal, not saying a word, on whether she plans on once again soiling her trousers.

Via FOX Sports:

“It is a challenge because you want to give a little sex appeal,” Fergie said.

“But, you know, you don’t want to get into any trouble. So we’re very particular on the wardrobe. There will be no more malfunctions, and I think Janet’s amazing. She’s a great performer.”

Fair enough, but how much can we really trust Fergie? After all, she did piss her pants on stage once, so anything’s possible. If you ask me, if you have to decide whether to trust or not trust a reputed pee pee pants, I’m going with the latter.

Fergie vows no ‘wardrobe malfunction’ [FOX Sports]