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Darnell Dockett Refuses To Put Anything In His Mouth That Comes Out Of A Wiener

Ha. Arizona Cardinals defensive end Darnell Dockett delivers again courtesy of his finely-honed talent for using social media. And frankly (get it?), there’s nothing like a well-executed wiener-based double entendre headline to start off a Friday. Yes, I do believe it was well-executed. And accurate. To wit, here’s Dockett’s description accompanying the above photo:

Its no way I’d eat from a place like this! This does not meet food regulations!

See? He refuses to put anything in his mouth that comes out of a wiener. I rest my case. Or whatever.

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