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Wake N’ Blog: Mail Fail – Woman Attempts To Send Puppy Cross Country In Sealed Box

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• A Minneapolis woman is facing animal cruelty charges after USPS employees inspected the box after it fell off the counter in the post office. They discovered a four-month old puppy inside a sealed box without any holes in it. The puppy also had no food and water and would have surely died in the unheated, unpressurized cargo hold. Jesus, there are a lot of idiots out there. [azcentral]

• Here’s ESPN’s Michelle Beadle parodying a bunch of iconic Super Bowl commercials. [Outside the Boxscore]

• Urban Meyer is now an ESPN analyst. [With Leather]

• Kevin Kolb still wants out of Philadelphia. [Rumors & Rants]

• Please adjust your volume: Stephen A. Smith is back at ESPN. [Awful Announcing]

• Idiot kicker Mike Vanderjagt admits he’s an idiot kicker. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Yeah, it’s safe to say this guy lost this fight. [Off the Bench]

• Here’s a new trailer for MLB11: The Show. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• Idiot Packers fans making idiot YouTube videos. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• What is up with Ben Roethliberger’s beard? [The Sports Hernia Blog]

• Kobe Bryant is: The Black Hole. [TAUNTR]

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