It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?
• This Twitter hashtag-powered Terrible Towel will restore your faith in humanity. [With Leather]
• The 13 greatest stadium sex stories. [Ranker]
• Best Pau Gasol/Black Swan movie poster mashup ever. Okay, it’s the only one, but that doesn’t take away from its awesomeness. [The Basketball Jones]
• The 12 most fascinating players of the upcoming NHL stretch run. [Puck Daddy]
• Lil Jon’s Super Bowl XLV party featured two Lingerie Football League hopefuls. [Busted Coverage]
• Former NBA great Clyde Drexler believes there will be an NBA team in London one day. [Ball Don’t Lie]
• So, why does this guy want to buy the New Jersey Devils? [Melt Your Face Off]
• Amazing buzzer beaters are that much more entertaining with French announcers. [Off the Bench]
• A poll indicates that Ben Roethlisberger is the most disliked player in the Super Bowl. [Shutdown Corner]
• A swimming video game? Featuring Michael Phelps? On Kinect? Is there a bong round? I love super old bong jokes. [Sharapova’s Thigh]
• Shawne Merriman won an arm wrestling contest. [Ted Williams Head]
• I could see that: “Top recruit signs letter of intent to sleep with coeds and skip class at USC” [TAUNTR]
• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Reporter For High School Newspaper Most Professional Journalist In Nation
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