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It’s Funny Because Hines Ward Is Trying To Look Like Troy Polamalu By Wearing A Wig

Ha. One question: was Hines Ward wearing that ridiculous wig when he denied that he and some Pittsburgh Steelers teammates patronized a strip club on Monday night? Because if he did, I’m not sure we should believe him. Like my old man always said: “Never trust a man wearing a wig. Unless it’s one of those wigs worn during colonial times. You can trust a guy wearing one of those with your life.” But then again, my old man claimed he fought in the Revolutionary War, too, so there you go.

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