Minnesota Twins 3B Danny Valencia Joins Twitter, Uploads A ‘Don’t Be That Guy’ Pic
Thanks, Danny Valencia. For not only having a brilliant rookie season, but for bringing your charisma to Twitter and whatnot. Unfortunately, I, and I assume other like-minded individuals, have a bone to pick with you, good sir, and it has to do with the photo you uploaded and linked on your very first tweet:
Come on, man. Don’t be that guy. I hate to admit it, but Valencia looked better in the Borat swimsuit getup he had to wear for Rookie Dress-Up Day last season. And that’s saying something.