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Gals, Looking For That Perfect Gift For Your Mate? How About A Pair Of Hand Jobs?

That. Is. Awesome.

Who are the marketing wizards who came up with the name of this product? The best part? The Hand Job motto:  “Better Than Nothin’.” Ain’t that the truth.

According to Watson Gloves’ site, Hand Job Gloves feature “Split-grain cowhide leather, cotton drill back, foam lining, slip-on style safety cuff and a shirred elastic wrist.” Slip-on style safety cuff is good thing. Prevents slippage.

And ladies, just so you know, lotion is not included. For their dry hands! If you’re out busting your hump and need hand jobs, there is no doubt your man’s hands are probably as dry and cracked as all get out. And frankly, that alone should cause you to be ashamed of yourself, gals.

[H/T (and a courteous bow) Off the Bench & Dave Barry’s Blog]