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Wake N’ Blog: What The Fork? Man Stabs Other Man In Eye With Tined Utensil

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• After Robert McEwen and Oran Turner got into a scuffle at a Fort Myers Beach, Florida restaurant earlier this month, Turner did what any sensible man would do who felt his honor was compromised: he traveled back to his home, grabbed a fork and told his roommate he planned to stab McEwen with it. And that he did. In the eye. That’s forkin’ nuts, man. [msnbc]

• A car salesman in the Chicago area was fired for wearing a Packers tie to work on Monday. [Foul Balls]

• Everybody at a recent Nets game had their eyes on Kim Kardashian’s backside. [The Basketball Jones]

• Chris Pronger is putting the infamous stolen puck from the Stanley Cup up for sale on eBay. [Puck Daddy]

• Ha. Marvin Lewis said Bill Belichick is “too smart” to go after Chad Ochocinco. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Herschel Walker insists he could still play in the NFL. He’s 48. [With Leather]

• This dad looks to be quite the huge Packers fan. [Busted Coverage]

• The most shocking aspect relating to the Bears’ QB carousel on Sunday: Todd Collins is an NFL quarterback. [Rumors & Rants]

• Martin Kaymer has passed Tiger Woods in the Official World Golf Rankings. Woods is now No. 3. [Pro Golf Talk]

• Wow! Things are going to expensive at the Super Bowl. Also: water is wet. [Second-String Fullback]

• Apology cards from Championship Weekend. [TAUNTR]

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