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• Clay Butler, an entrepreneur from California, has begun selling a soft drink containing THC to medical marijuana dispensaries. Selling for between $10-15 per bottle, flavors include “Canna Cola, he will also produce Dr. Pepper-like DocWeed, lemon-lime Sour Diesel, grape-flavored Grape Ape and orange-flavored Orange Kush.” Tasty. [Yahoo!/AP]

• Epic Rex Ryan hissy fit animated gif. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Here’s video of Mark Sanchez wiping a booger on backup QB Mark Brunell. [Bob’s Blitz]

• And if that’s not good enough for you, here’s Rashard Mendenhall humping Ben Roethlisberger. [It’s Always Sunny In Detroit]

• Carson Palmer wants out of Cincinnati. [With Leather]

• Will Jay Cutler’s reputation ever recover from what transpired yesterday at Soldier Field? [Foul Balls]

• Frank Walker is recruiting females for his friend’s porno business via his Twitter account. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• Will Tim Tebow be Denver’s starting quarterback in 2011? [Rumors & Rants]

• 100% pure adrenaline: night surfing looks as bad ass as it sounds. [Off the Bench]

• Ex-NBC employee Keith Olbermann is bitter. Shocking. This time, it’s about ESPN. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Terry Glenn looks happy in his DUI mug shot. [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

• Video of a kids rec basketball league getting punchy. [Busted Coverage]

• Check out the newest video game, PED Hunter. It’s a lot like Duck Hunter, but cooler. [TAUNTR]

• British broadcasters doing their best Ron Franklin impression. [Awful Announcing]

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