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Gah! Run For Your Life, Kris Humphries! Kim Kardashian Wants To Start Making Babies!

If you’re anything like me – a hopeless romantic obsessed with the love lives of half-wits – you have undoubtedly been transfixed by the budding relationship between reality TV star/jersey chaser Kim Kardashian and New Jersey Nets player Kris Humphries. And while Humphries has repeatedly refused to discuss his courtship of Kardashian, the starlet has been more than willing to address it any time she can, because, well, that’s how she rolls, I guess.

Anyway, Kardashian uploaded this photo on Saturday – clearly a school picture of Kris Humphries – with the following caption:

I want my son to look like this!

Dear Lord. If Kris Humphries has half a brain, he will figure out a way to get the hell out of this relationship. Dating her is one thing, but God forbid if he manages to knock Kim up. My guess is there is no way out of that brood once you impregnate one of those Kardashian girl succubi. Just ask Lamar Odom. I assume he has come to sad realization that he’s in it for the long haul now that Khloe is carrying his baby/demon seed.

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