Wait, There’s A Horse Named Coach Ryan? Does He Have A Foot Fetish Too?
Or would that be a hoof fetish? Huh.
Anyhoo, a horse named Coach Ryan won the fourth race at Gulfstream Park in Florida on Wednesday, paying $6.20 to win.
I’m no horse racing aficionado, but apparently, this Coach Ryan is a six-year-old bay gelding, meaning that this poor old S.O.B. of a horse has been castrated…
There’s a lot of directions one could go with this one, none of which I’m willing to take.
Coach Ryan pays $6.20 to win at Gulfstream [New York Post]