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• After suffering serious burns when girlfriend Victoria Bynes dumped gasoline on his crotch and set his genitals on fire, forty-two-year-old Andrew Williams has made the ballsy decision to reconcile with the 29-year-old testicular-obsessed pyromaniac. Who says love never dies? For these two star-crossed lovers, passion burns eternal. Maybe she was simply trying too add a little heat to their relationship. [msnbc]

• Ooh la la: a current Mississippi State cheerleader is in Playboy. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]

• Clippers broadcaster really, really likes Blake Griffin. [The Basketball Jones]

• Awesome: retired baseball players with superb porn star names. [Bugs & Cranks]

• Will we see 11 NHL teams change their jerseys next season? God, I hope not. [Puck Daddy]

• Jumbotron dancing at its best…and worst. [Detroit4Lyfe]

• Chad Ochocinco would like to play for the Patriots but there is no way in hell that is ever happening. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Ooh la la, part deux: Maria Sharapova (and other gals) Nike commercial. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• North Dakota took on Minnesota in college hockey last weekend, bench clearing chaos ensued. [Outside the Boxscore]

• My pal Butter Chicken goes on an epic rant against the hand soap dispensers from Bath & Body Works. [Food Court Lunch]

• The girlfriends of the 2011 Conference Championship weekend quarterbacks. [It’s Always Sunny In Detroit]

• Introducing Amanda Ponce: California-based, busty Packers fan. [Busted Coverage]

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