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Don’t Obey The Restroom Code? The Boston Bruins Bear Will Give You A Swirlie

Awesome. You go, Bruins Bear. He so had it coming. Any self-respecting man who would so brazenly flaunt the rigid ethics and violate the societal mores of public urination like this guy did deserves a far worse fate than a measly swirlie. I shudder to think what Bruins Bear would do to a dude who uses a toilet stall to just urinate. I’m sorry, man, stagefright is no excuse.

[H/T Puck Daddy]