Bonkers The Seahawk Ferret Will Have Its Revenge On Seattle (If The Seahawks Lose)
In its false witness, we hope you’re still with us,
To see if they float or drown
My favorite patient, a display of patience,
Disease-covered Puget Sound
Bunkers the Seahawk Ferret will come back as fire and burn all the liars,
Leave a blanket of ash on the ground…
And do you know what? If Seattle doesn’t pull off the monumental upset this weekend against the Bears, I wouldn’t balk at the threat. Be afraid. Very afraid.
Enjoy the last NFL weekend with more than 2 games on the docket, kiddos. But be wary of Bonkers. He hunts at night and is deathly quiet.