Wake N’ Blog: Swiss Village Says Pay Dog Tax Or They’re Offing Your Dog

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• To deal with dog owners who refuse to pay an annual $50 tax for dog ownership, the Swiss village of Reconvilier, population 2,2445, has said they will euthanize all dogs whose owners do not pony up the cash. “This isn’t about a mass execution of dogs,” local official Pierre-Alain Nemitz said. “It’s meant to put pressure on people who don’t cooperate.” I always thought Swiss people were neutral or something. [azcentral]

• Brent Musburger’s “This is for all the Tostitos” line was terrible. [Awful Announcing]

• Holy leopard-skinned suit, Walt Frazier. [Off the Bench]

• Peter King would like you to think. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

•And while you’re thinking, maybe Petey should do a little studying regarding the legislative process. [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

• Andre Agassi would like you to see wife Steffi Graf naked. [Deuce of Davenport]

• Demon seed: Khloe Kardashian is pregnant? [The Jersey Chaser]

• You have to check out the photos of Auburn’s BCS Championship toilet paper celebration. [Busted Coverage]

• Ha. Joe Buck called Andy Reid fat. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Stephen A. Smith’s series on Showtime is still a possibility. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Watch a blogger take on the 49ers’ Vernon Davis in step aerobics on EA Sports Active 2. [Yardbarker]

• LeBron James congratulated Michael Vick on Twitter for his remarkable season. [TheWizWit]

• Naughty college softball coach photos? Yep. [Frathouse Sports]

• Did Seahawks fans cause a minor tremor during Marshawn Lynch’s touchdown run? [The Last Angry Fan]

• Forget of “Super Bowl Shuffle,” Jimmy Fallon’s “Pro Bowl Shuffle” is where it’s at. [It’s Always Sunny In Detroit]

• The Onion Headline of the Day: NHL Simply Not Going To Bother Reaching Out To Hispanics